My Special Power
Me: Enjoy the movie!
Guy: Okay.
Nothing I have ever voted for has ever been this important to me as a person as well as emotionally conflicting.
Sometimes, working for minimum wage at a movie theater involves a night of becoming real intimate with the popcorn popper after a massive oil explosion. You fear your pores will never be rid of the equally massive amount of popcorn salt you were previously unaware was required for cleaning such things.
Then there are times when you remember that you left your coffee go-cup here the last time you worked, clean it out and fill that sucker up to the brim with beautiful blue raspberry icee goodness.
This was a night that included both of those times, but let’s all focus on the latter, shall we? Mmm, that’s real good blue raspberry.
Will someone give Amy Poehler an award? I mean, the Best WTF Moment Golden Popcorn from MTV was nice, but - to borrow her own phrase - really?
Preach.
Source: streeter
No, I didn’t just force myself to sit through an episode of The Office to see Zach Woods take his clothes off.
Nope.
It’s so hard to explain this new love to anyone who isn’t you, Sophie.
Source: postmodernish
I would walk back to NYC right now if I could go back to work for CH.*
*I’m being hyperbolic, but I miss the place a BUNCH.
Introducing Dire Consequences - Episode One: 50 Mile Walk
Two men. One game of Rock Paper Scissors. One really long walk home.
Source: College Humor
Movie Trailer of the Day: I’m really very meh about Friends with Kids.
Yes, it stars Adam Scott, Kristen Wiig, Maya Rudolph, Jon Hamm, Chris O’Dowd, Ed Burns, and Jennifer Westfeldt. But it’s also pretty much the same movie Hollywood has been making since ZaSu Pitts first put on too much Pan-Cake.
There is a silver lining here: The trailer gives so much of the film away that by the end you’ll either want to spend hard-earned money on the filler in between the stuff you just saw, or you’ll have seen enough to know that as great as these actors are in other things, everyone deserves a day off.
[movieclips.]
I have only one complaint: WHY oh WHY cover up Chris O’Dowd’s gorgeous accent?? Otherwise, it looks pretty adorable to me.
Source: thedailywhat
Glenn Howerton, Josh Groban, Steve Little and I join forces like Voltron to star in CollegeHumor’s First Feature Film Coffeetown
THIS IS AMAZING NEWS.
I’m excited to announce that Glenn Howerton (It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia), Steve Little (Eastbound and Down), Josh Groban (The Office and “Music”) and I will star in CollegeHumor’s first feature length film- “Coffeetown.” The movie is being written and directed by the talented Brad Copeland (Arrested Development) and produced by CollegeHumor and Ricky Van Veen. I’m honored to be in the first CH movie and this cast is so funny, I can’t wait to start. Click the photo below to read the entire article.
*Although the below photo may suggest it, I do not play a character who constantly pulls his face back with his hands in this movie.
Source: rejectedjokes
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