I’m dying over here.

Not really, but I am feeling very frustrated and I NEED HELP.

My roommate regularly watches bad, low-budget horror movies and the one he’s watching today reminded me of who I thought was Julianne Moore in some show/film where they find an old tape of her in a terrible, low-budget horror movie.

The fake (possibly real?) horror movie had Julianne Moore/some other redhead playing a prom queen and her own evil twin who wants to kill said prom queen.

WHAT IS THIS FROM??

molls: I retweeted this like, a minute ago but it’s the funniest thing I ever fucking saw. Seriously. I think it’s the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. I blacked out from laughing so hard the first time I read it. Kills me, I dunno why. I have admired Molls and appreciated her internet presence for quite awhile. Am I obligated to watch 2 Broke Girls now? Is this like that time I met Matthew Gray Gubler?? CBS WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME.
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molls:

I retweeted this like, a minute ago but it’s the funniest thing I ever fucking saw. Seriously. I think it’s the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. I blacked out from laughing so hard the first time I read it. Kills me, I dunno why.

I have admired Molls and appreciated her internet presence for quite awhile.

Am I obligated to watch 2 Broke Girls now? Is this like that time I met Matthew Gray Gubler?? CBS WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME.

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Mary of The Shangri-Las is here to help us all out with this handy dating tip.

“…and in return, it will flatter his masculine ego!”

I’m on beer four at a Superbad party where we drink every time they say “fuck.”

Or at least some of the times they say fuck.

So anyway, “In a skit for the special edition DVD commentary Judd Apatow had his nine year old daughter with him. He asked that no one swear in front of her. Jonah Hill swore a number of times angering Apatow. After an “argument”, Apatow left the commentary with his daughter.”