February 2012
8 posts
Manic Pixie Dream Girls
wecouldliveonthesun:
epicjohngreenquotes:
“I’m fascinated by the way the contemporary world has constructed this manic pixie dream girl (to use a term coined by Nathan Rabin) who flutters into the lives of men and changes them forever with her moodiness and mystery. This idea has become the kind of female Edward Cullen, and I am of course drawn to it myself but also really troubled by it,...
“There’s nary an animal alive that can out-run a greased Scotsman.”
January 2012
16 posts
My Special Power
Me: Enjoy the movie!
Guy: Okay.
postmodernish:
No, I didn’t just force myself to sit through an episode of The Office to see Zach Woods take his clothes off.
Nope.
It’s so hard to explain this new love to anyone who isn’t you, Sophie.
Glenn Howerton, Josh Groban, Steve Little and I...
THIS IS AMAZING NEWS.
rejectedjokes:
I’m excited to announce that Glenn Howerton (It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia), Steve Little (Eastbound and Down), Josh Groban (The Office and “Music”) and I will star in CollegeHumor’s first feature length film- “Coffeetown.” The movie is being written and directed by the talented Brad Copeland (Arrested Development) and produced by CollegeHumor and Ricky...
December 2011
35 posts
Brovaries
Me: Well, I'm going to have to let you go because I'm shaving my legs right now so--
My Brother: Ew, why did you tell me that?
Me: What? It's like how you shave your face.
My Brother: No it isn't. You should have just told me you were taking a shit or something less gross.
If I could draw
You would have all enjoyed a really cute comic about how annoying it is when you’re getting kind of drunk and then you notice one of your nails needs to be filed but you have to wait until you get home, and then you wake up with a bitten down nail.
Watchcollegehumor:
Rudolph The Regular Reindeer
Being normal never helped anyone.
One of my holiday favorites!
Watchwadeboggscarpetworld:
30 Rock Season 6 Promo!
Aaahhhh!! Aaahhhhhh!!!!! (Too excited to form words)
#sixseasonsandamovie
collegehumor:
Something top secret and awesome is coming your way tomorrow.
SPREAD THE WORD!
I DON’T KNOW WHAT THIS IS but I wish I did.
Happy To Be Here
conorjamesmckeon:
“When you ain’t got nothin’, you got nothin’ to lose”
Bob Dylan, Like A Rolling Stone
On October 11th, 2011, at 11:06 pm EST, I had an anxiety attack. Then, a few minutes later, I had an epiphany.
Several days later I quit the job I’d spent the previous 2 years of my life pursuing; a full-time comedy writing gig with full health benefits during the least stable...
