I'm Being Hilarious: Archive

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Donate, cry, pray, then read | Nicole Hill →

Our land is grand.

May 21st

May 15th

“‘Nobody wants a real job anymore. Everyone wants to be Alexa Chung’”

– Noel Fielding (via izzyinvisible)

May 15th

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I'm dying over here.

Not really, but I am feeling very frustrated and I NEED HELP. My roommate regularly watches bad, low-budget horror movies and the one he’s watching today reminded me of who I thought was Julianne Moore in some show/film where they find an old tape of her in a terrible, low-budget horror movie. The fake (possibly real?) horror movie had Julianne Moore/some other redhead playing a prom queen...

May 14th

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May 14th

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May 9th

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Mary of The Shangri-Las is here to help us all out...

May 7th

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May 7th

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Apr 20th

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Apr 17th

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I'm on beer four at a Superbad party where we...

Or at least some of the times they say fuck. So anyway, “In a skit for the special edition DVD commentary Judd Apatow had his nine year old daughter with him. He asked that no one swear in front of her. Jonah Hill swore a number of times angering Apatow. After an “argument”, Apatow left the commentary with his daughter.”

Apr 13th

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Apr 10th

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Mar 30th

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Mar 27th

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Feeling Flirty

“Hey big fella, I’ll buy you a six pack if you massage my shoulders for just, like, 20 minues.”

Mar 26th

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Mar 26th

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Here's my actual favorite thing about New Girl:

Making it okay for a Jess, any Jess, to potentially date a Nick, any Nick, in this post-Jessica Simpson/Nick Lachey world without them being the first thought people have anymore!!

Mar 21st

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Mar 20th

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Mar 19th

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Mar 19th

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Mar 19th

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Mar 16th

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Mar 14th

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Go nuts, go apeshit.

After two seasons of HBO’s Girls, I have never been so disgusted or been made so uncomfortable by something Hannah has done or said than I was by her OCD-induced ear cleaning fiasco. I literally can’t think about it without feeling ill. I’m very sensitive about my ears because they are very sensitive. I always have a box of q-tips in my bathroom and use them more regularly than a normal...

Mar 14th

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Mar 12th

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It's time for another round of...

Host: Can This Food Item Be Put in a Tortilla?
Audience: YES IT CAN!!
Host: It sure can, folks. Alrighty let's take a look at what we've got for you today. Ooh, wow, looks like we've got a little bit of the far east meets below the border! Today, ladies and gents, we have SHAHI PANEER SRIRACHA SOFT TACOS! 
Audience: Huh, that's a lot of carbs. Is that rice, too?
Host: It sure is!
Audience: [shrug] Cool! Gimme 3!

Mar 11th

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The real #1 reason Nick Kocher and Brian McElhaney...

BriTANick hosts SNL with Nick playing a skit as Josh Server with Kenan in an All That sketch. People would probably just think it was Josh. Lori Beth could probably show up. Also, I dunno, Brian could do a Harold Lloyd sketch if they felt like doing a weird silent movie nod. Or they could both be Marx Brothers’ “other brothers.” Just spit balling here.

Mar 11th

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