May 2013
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Donate, cry, pray, then read | Nicole Hill →
Our land is grand.
May 21st
May 15th
“‘Nobody wants a real job anymore. Everyone wants to be Alexa Chung’”
– Noel Fielding   (via izzyinvisible)
May 15th
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I'm dying over here.
Not really, but I am feeling very frustrated and I NEED HELP. My roommate regularly watches bad, low-budget horror movies and the one he’s watching today reminded me of who I thought was Julianne Moore in some show/film where they find an old tape of her in a terrible, low-budget horror movie. The fake (possibly real?) horror movie had Julianne Moore/some other redhead playing a prom queen...
May 14th
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May 14th
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May 9th
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ListenMary of The Shangri-Las is here to help us all out...
May 7th
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May 7th
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April 2013
5 posts
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Apr 20th
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Apr 17th
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I'm on beer four at a Superbad party where we...
Or at least some of the times they say fuck. So anyway, “In a skit for the special edition DVD commentary Judd Apatow had his nine year old daughter with him. He asked that no one swear in front of her. Jonah Hill swore a number of times angering Apatow. After an “argument”, Apatow left the commentary with his daughter.”
Apr 13th
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Apr 10th
Apr 9th
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March 2013
26 posts
Mar 30th
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Mar 27th
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Feeling Flirty
“Hey big fella, I’ll buy you a six pack if you massage my shoulders for just, like, 20 minues.”
Mar 26th
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Mar 26th
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Here's my actual favorite thing about New Girl:
Making it okay for a Jess, any Jess, to potentially date a Nick, any Nick, in this post-Jessica Simpson/Nick Lachey world without them being the first thought people have anymore!!
Mar 21st
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Mar 20th
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Mar 19th
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Mar 19th
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Mar 19th
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Mar 16th
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Mar 16th
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Mar 14th
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Go nuts, go apeshit.
After two seasons of HBO’s Girls, I have never been so disgusted or been made so uncomfortable by something Hannah has done or said than I was by her OCD-induced ear cleaning fiasco. I literally can’t think about it without feeling ill. I’m very sensitive about my ears because they are very sensitive. I always have a box of q-tips in my bathroom and use them more regularly than a normal...
Mar 14th
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Mar 12th
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It's time for another round of...
Host: Can This Food Item Be Put in a Tortilla?
Audience: YES IT CAN!!
Host: It sure can, folks. Alrighty let's take a look at what we've got for you today. Ooh, wow, looks like we've got a little bit of the far east meets below the border! Today, ladies and gents, we have SHAHI PANEER SRIRACHA SOFT TACOS!
Audience: Huh, that's a lot of carbs. Is that rice, too?
Host: It sure is!
Audience: [shrug] Cool! Gimme 3!
Mar 11th
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The real #1 reason Nick Kocher and Brian McElhaney...
BriTANick hosts SNL with Nick playing a skit as Josh Server with Kenan in an All That sketch. People would probably just think it was Josh. Lori Beth could probably show up. Also, I dunno, Brian could do a Harold Lloyd sketch if they felt like doing a weird silent movie nod. Or they could both be Marx Brothers’ “other brothers.” Just spit balling here.
Mar 11th
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Mar 7th
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Mar 7th
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Mar 5th
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Mar 5th
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WatchWatch
This thing.
Mar 5th
Portrait of the artist as a young woman sitting on...
No really, can someone paint me a portrait of this?
Mar 5th
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Mar 4th
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Mar 4th
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Mar 4th
February 2013
23 posts
I've had a redbull and my sinuses are acting up.
Basically, I’m high.
Feb 28th
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I turned the clicky noise back on my phone's...
So I can pretend I’m typing with as much purpose and ambition as Kate Mara in House of Cards every time I text my friends about TV show characters.
Feb 28th
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Feb 27th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 25th
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I just really hope Jack Nicholson has been paying...
Because I cannot wait to watch that Lifetime Original Movie.
Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 19th
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Feb 18th
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Feb 14th