December 2011
35 posts
Brovaries
Me: Well, I'm going to have to let you go because I'm shaving my legs right now so--
My Brother: Ew, why did you tell me that?
Me: What? It's like how you shave your face.
My Brother: No it isn't. You should have just told me you were taking a shit or something less gross.
If I could draw
You would have all enjoyed a really cute comic about how annoying it is when you’re getting kind of drunk and then you notice one of your nails needs to be filed but you have to wait until you get home, and then you wake up with a bitten down nail.
Watchverymarykate:
jetlag
“BG! Bee Gees! Disco’s back!”
Watchwadeboggscarpetworld:
30 Rock Season 6 Promo!
Aaahhhh!! Aaahhhhhh!!!!! (Too excited to form words)
#sixseasonsandamovie
collegehumor:
Something top secret and awesome is coming your way tomorrow.
SPREAD THE WORD!
I DON’T KNOW WHAT THIS IS but I wish I did.
Happy To Be Here
conorjamesmckeon:
“When you ain’t got nothin’, you got nothin’ to lose”
Bob Dylan, Like A Rolling Stone
On October 11th, 2011, at 11:06 pm EST, I had an anxiety attack. Then, a few minutes later, I had an epiphany.
Several days later I quit the job I’d spent the previous 2 years of my life pursuing; a full-time comedy writing gig with full health benefits during the least stable...
Culinary Language Barriers
Me: That has no meat in it, right?
Clerk: Snow peas? We can put snow peas in it!
Me: No, does it have meat? No *meat*??
I Have the Bladder of a Middle Aged Woman
This isn’t news, but it does make for a slightly uncomfortable work day when I realize how often I bump into the same middle aged woman in the office on our now synchronized trips to the restroom. She’s also a little bit scary.
You’d think that would help encourage me not to drink so much coffee and soda during the day, but I mean. It’s FREE coffee and soda. Right?
George Harrison's Sister to Release "Tell-All"... →
I have ~feelings~ about this. I mean, obviously.
Louise has always rubbed me the wrong way. She seems to have made her life all about leeching off of George, apparently before and after his death. It’s just so tacky.
When I went to Olivia Harrison’s book signing, I submitted a question about their relationship with Louise that didn’t get asked. I DESPERATELY NEED TO KNOW. Sigh.
Watchverymarykate:
raise your hand
There was this one time I was leaving the bathroom and Elaine Carroll was walking in and I felt magic wash over me. She is comedy magic.
