(Source: styzles, via the-tudge)
Superheroes aren’t born. They’re made on Harry Styles’ clown nose.
Kudos to Samantha Dean's spidey senses.
I want to buy a ring like this for myself to remind myself to never get married.
ACTUALLY, QuizUp, while George did seduce Mo, when he announced it at a dinner party he said that they were in love.
John is the one who said it was incest.
They were all on too many drugs.
This makes George sound like a psycho.
Guys. This is the official cover for Shit Rough Drafts.
I am tickled pink.
I started Shit Rough Drafts 9 months ago, and thanks to fantastic followers, a baller agent, and the Great Tumblr Book Search, it’s going to be a real book.
It’s dropping this April through Chronicle Books, and you can pre-order it here.
Thanks again. I’m beyond grateful.
Now let’s hope it’s not shit.
Ugh Paul is my famous friend. But it’s okay cuz he’s also funny. Order this!
YOU ARE KIDDING ME
(Source: thisonetimeat-bandcamp, via deneece)
The Hunger Games, by Suzanne Collins
Submission by Max Knoblauch.
Follow Max on Twitter here!
Despite how Max tried to shamelessly promote himself on my account while I was eating lunch, I do think this is funny.