I'm Being Hilarious

May 20

Donate, cry, pray, then read | Nicole Hill -

Our land is grand.

May 15

SOPHIE IS A LIFE SAVER.
THANK YOU SOPHIE.

SOPHIE IS A LIFE SAVER.

THANK YOU SOPHIE.

May 14

“‘Nobody wants a real job anymore. Everyone wants to be Alexa Chung’” — Noel Fielding   (via izzyinvisible)

(Source: iquitelikethekillers, via the-tudge)

I’m dying over here.

Not really, but I am feeling very frustrated and I NEED HELP.

My roommate regularly watches bad, low-budget horror movies and the one he’s watching today reminded me of who I thought was Julianne Moore in some show/film where they find an old tape of her in a terrible, low-budget horror movie.

The fake (possibly real?) horror movie had Julianne Moore/some other redhead playing a prom queen and her own evil twin who wants to kill said prom queen.

WHAT IS THIS FROM??

May 13

molls:

I retweeted this like, a minute ago but it’s the funniest thing I ever fucking saw. Seriously. I think it’s the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. I blacked out from laughing so hard the first time I read it. Kills me, I dunno why.

I have admired Molls and appreciated her internet presence for quite awhile.
Am I obligated to watch 2 Broke Girls now? Is this like that time I met Matthew Gray Gubler?? CBS WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME.

molls:

I retweeted this like, a minute ago but it’s the funniest thing I ever fucking saw. Seriously. I think it’s the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. I blacked out from laughing so hard the first time I read it. Kills me, I dunno why.

I have admired Molls and appreciated her internet presence for quite awhile.

Am I obligated to watch 2 Broke Girls now? Is this like that time I met Matthew Gray Gubler?? CBS WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME.

May 09

Sorry if you seem extra attracted to me all of a sudden: me and my zits bought bronzer with “sexy booster” in it today. 
Yeah, I’m wearing bronzer in this picture. No, really, I am.

Sorry if you seem extra attracted to me all of a sudden: me and my zits bought bronzer with “sexy booster” in it today.

Yeah, I’m wearing bronzer in this picture. No, really, I am.

May 07

Guess I’m really gonna do this thing!

Guess I’m really gonna do this thing!

Apr 20

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Apr 17

Finally watching Mad Men and spotted this poster in Peggy’s new office. I had this exact poster, got it as a gift, and just got rid of it while trying to downsize all the shit I have. 

Well I’m definitely not going to let this make me kinda sad.

Finally watching Mad Men and spotted this poster in Peggy’s new office. I had this exact poster, got it as a gift, and just got rid of it while trying to downsize all the shit I have.

Well I’m definitely not going to let this make me kinda sad.