I'm Being Hilarious

Sep 02

I Am An Adult and I Went To A One Direction Concert.

eternaltweens:

Story by Jess
I wasn’t sure what to expect when I stepped into that stadium. My heart was simultaneously skipping beats and jumping into my throat as I held my ticket out to be scanned. I thought to myself, “This must be exactly how that rookie in ‘Rookie of the Year’ felt when he stepped up to the mound.”
Only I’m not a teenage actor in a classic cinema masterpiece. I’m 27, and I was at a One Direction concert.

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Please enjoy this slightly fictionalized account of the best night of my life.

Sep 01

Sadly Not A How-To Guide. Surprisingly Religious.

It’s Sunday evening, later than she should be up, and she’s laying in her bed reading the book she got for Christmas. 

Staying up too late isn’t unusual, but reading something not on her computer screen is a little odd. She’s trying to get better at being a music snob, though, so she put Killing Bono on her Amazon wishlist and her parents came through.

"Wow," She thinks, "This is surprisingly religious."

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Aug 31

(Source: yoursunnygirlfriend, via bethisinthevicinity)

Aug 29

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Aug 28

mashable:

We made a gif of Kanye West making it rain tater tots because…like, why not?!

mashable:

We made a gif of Kanye West making it rain tater tots because…like, why not?!

Aug 27

(Source: glitchfap, via eternaltweens)

Aug 26

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Aug 25

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I cannot be the only one who sees this. I’m convinced.

I cannot be the only one who sees this. I’m convinced.