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I Have the Bladder of a Middle Aged Woman

This isn’t news, but it does make for a slightly uncomfortable work day when I realize how often I bump into the same middle aged woman in the office on our now synchronized trips to the restroom. She’s also a little bit scary.

You’d think that would help encourage me not to drink so much coffee and soda during the day, but I mean. It’s FREE coffee and soda. Right?

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