Halloween Costumes That Will Get You Laid by Cool Girls: It’s crunch time, dudes. Here are some simple costumes you can put together before the parties this weekend that will definitely get you laid by cool girls.  New This Season:Mark Duplass in Safety Not Guaranteed denim jacket black t-shirt bandana paint half your ear orange Khaki Scout from Moonrise Kingdom khaki shirt khaki shorts yellow bandana a friend who knows how to make badges? Classics:Lloyd Dobbler from Say Anything trench coat boombox Woody Allen from every great movie glasses button up shirt khaki pants blazer Your new lady friend might not look exactly like Audrey Plaza/Suzy B/Ione Skye/Soon-yi, but she will be just as cool.
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Halloween Costumes That Will Get You Laid by Cool Girls: It’s crunch time, dudes. Here are some simple costumes you can put together before the parties this weekend that will definitely get you laid by cool girls.  New This Season:Mark Duplass in Safety Not Guaranteed denim jacket black t-shirt bandana paint half your ear orange Khaki Scout from Moonrise Kingdom khaki shirt khaki shorts yellow bandana a friend who knows how to make badges? Classics:Lloyd Dobbler from Say Anything trench coat boombox Woody Allen from every great movie glasses button up shirt khaki pants blazer Your new lady friend might not look exactly like Audrey Plaza/Suzy B/Ione Skye/Soon-yi, but she will be just as cool.
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Halloween Costumes That Will Get You Laid by Cool Girls: It’s crunch time, dudes. Here are some simple costumes you can put together before the parties this weekend that will definitely get you laid by cool girls.  New This Season:Mark Duplass in Safety Not Guaranteed denim jacket black t-shirt bandana paint half your ear orange Khaki Scout from Moonrise Kingdom khaki shirt khaki shorts yellow bandana a friend who knows how to make badges? Classics:Lloyd Dobbler from Say Anything trench coat boombox Woody Allen from every great movie glasses button up shirt khaki pants blazer Your new lady friend might not look exactly like Audrey Plaza/Suzy B/Ione Skye/Soon-yi, but she will be just as cool.
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Halloween Costumes That Will Get You Laid by Cool Girls: It’s crunch time, dudes. Here are some simple costumes you can put together before the parties this weekend that will definitely get you laid by cool girls.  New This Season:Mark Duplass in Safety Not Guaranteed denim jacket black t-shirt bandana paint half your ear orange Khaki Scout from Moonrise Kingdom khaki shirt khaki shorts yellow bandana a friend who knows how to make badges? Classics:Lloyd Dobbler from Say Anything trench coat boombox Woody Allen from every great movie glasses button up shirt khaki pants blazer Your new lady friend might not look exactly like Audrey Plaza/Suzy B/Ione Skye/Soon-yi, but she will be just as cool.
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Halloween Costumes That Will Get You Laid by Cool Girls:
It’s crunch time, dudes. Here are some simple costumes you can put together before the parties this weekend that will definitely get you laid by cool girls. 

New This Season:
Mark Duplass in Safety Not Guaranteed


Khaki Scout from Moonrise Kingdom

Classics:
Lloyd Dobbler from Say Anything


Woody Allen from every great movie

Your new lady friend might not look exactly like Audrey Plaza/Suzy B/Ione Skye/Soon-yi, but she will be just as cool.

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    Jess is the best and I second all of this.
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    yes yes yes.
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