I'm Being Hilarious

Donate, cry, pray, then read | Nicole Hill

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:42:00 -0400

Donate, cry, pray, then read | Nicole Hill:

Our land is grand.

SOPHIE IS A LIFE SAVER. THANK YOU SOPHIE.

Wed, 15 May 2013 13:38:12 -0400

SOPHIE IS A LIFE SAVER.

THANK YOU SOPHIE.

"‘Nobody wants a real job anymore. Everyone wants to be Alexa Chung’"

Tue, 14 May 2013 23:30:18 -0400

“‘Nobody wants a real job anymore. Everyone wants to be Alexa Chung’”

- Noel Fielding (via izzyinvisible)

I'm dying over here.

Tue, 14 May 2013 13:32:00 -0400

Not really, but I am feeling very frustrated and I NEED HELP.

My roommate regularly watches bad, low-budget horror movies and the one he’s watching today reminded me of who I thought was Julianne Moore in some show/film where they find an old tape of her in a terrible, low-budget horror movie.

The fake (possibly real?) horror movie had Julianne Moore/some other redhead playing a prom queen and her own evil twin who wants to kill said prom queen.

WHAT IS THIS FROM??

molls: I retweeted this like, a minute ago but it’s the...

Mon, 13 May 2013 23:16:59 -0400

molls:

I retweeted this like, a minute ago but it’s the funniest thing I ever fucking saw. Seriously. I think it’s the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. I blacked out from laughing so hard the first time I read it. Kills me, I dunno why.

I have admired Molls and appreciated her internet presence for quite awhile.

Am I obligated to watch 2 Broke Girls now? Is this like that time I met Matthew Gray Gubler?? CBS WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME.

Sorry if you seem extra attracted to me all of a sudden: me and...

Thu, 09 May 2013 19:20:00 -0400

Sorry if you seem extra attracted to me all of a sudden: me and my zits bought bronzer with “sexy booster” in it today.

Yeah, I’m wearing bronzer in this picture. No, really, I am.

Mary of The Shangri-Las is here to help us all out with this...

Tue, 07 May 2013 17:38:00 -0400

Mary of The Shangri-Las is here to help us all out with this handy dating tip.

“…and in return, it will flatter his masculine ego!”

Guess I’m really gonna do this thing!

Tue, 07 May 2013 16:51:57 -0400

Guess I’m really gonna do this thing!

Photo

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 15:30:29 -0400

Finally watching Mad Men and spotted this poster in...

Wed, 17 Apr 2013 14:34:49 -0400

Finally watching Mad Men and spotted this poster in Peggy’s new office. I had this exact poster, got it as a gift, and just got rid of it while trying to downsize all the shit I have.

Well I’m definitely not going to let this make me kinda sad.

I'm on beer four at a Superbad party where we drink every time they say "fuck."

Fri, 12 Apr 2013 23:19:20 -0400

Or at least some of the times they say fuck.

So anyway, “In a skit for the special edition DVD commentary Judd Apatow had his nine year old daughter with him. He asked that no one swear in front of her. Jonah Hill swore a number of times angering Apatow. After an “argument”, Apatow left the commentary with his daughter.”

All over my Facebook.

Tue, 09 Apr 2013 23:47:01 -0400

All over my Facebook.

Yup.

Tue, 09 Apr 2013 02:48:00 -0400

Yup.

noiseymusic: Here’s a picture of Justin Bieber and his new pet...

Sat, 30 Mar 2013 00:23:33 -0400

noiseymusic:

Here’s a picture of Justin Bieber and his new pet monkey

What a Ross.

Hi guys, I screencapped every outfit Andie wears in Pretty in...

Wed, 27 Mar 2013 19:03:01 -0400

Hi guys, I screencapped every outfit Andie wears in Pretty in Pink, but also I think I might have discovered a secret early Jon Hamm role??

Feeling Flirty

Tue, 26 Mar 2013 14:23:12 -0400

“Hey big fella, I’ll buy you a six pack if you massage my shoulders for just, like, 20 minues.”

The Bad Lovers doing “You and I” at south by; one of...

Mon, 25 Mar 2013 23:12:43 -0400

The Bad Lovers doing “You and I” at south by; one of my favorite bands a cooler friend than me told me about.

Here's my actual favorite thing about New Girl:

Wed, 20 Mar 2013 20:58:47 -0400

Making it okay for a Jess, any Jess, to potentially date a Nick, any Nick, in this post-Jessica Simpson/Nick Lachey world without them being the first thought people have anymore!!

I find myself liking JT more and more as he slowly morphs into...

Wed, 20 Mar 2013 12:43:50 -0400

I find myself liking JT more and more as he slowly morphs into John Krasinski.

I couldn’t fall asleep last night, and when I can’t...

Tue, 19 Mar 2013 17:05:22 -0400

I couldn’t fall asleep last night, and when I can’t fall asleep I usually do crosswords on my phone until I can’t keep my eyes open. Anyway, I like where this clue’s head is at.