I was not disappointed.
I just perplexed my nearby Taco Bell associates so much by trying to order a vegetarian Doritos Locos Taco that we have serendipitously stumbled across something beautiful and wonderful:
Doritos Locos Gordita Crunch
It’s still the delicious Nacho Cheese Doritos taco shell (back away from me with your Cool Ranch tacos) but, you don’t have to worry about your hands getting dirty despite the useless paper holder thing they usually package it in when not flummoxed by vegetarian substitutions. Genius, right?
Now, how do I contact Mr. Taco Bell personally about this?
Just in case some of you haven’t tried this yet, you should.